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GREETING CARDS Card Size: 5” x 7” [Click on pictures for larger version] |
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All Occasion Front: “Sweetie, Mommy needs some 'me time' so be a good little girl and... Inside: ...go drive yourself to kindergarten!” |
All Occasion Front: So I sez to him, “What am I, a freakin' ventriloquist???” Inside: “I can't talk dirty to ya AND give ya a blow job!” |
All Occasion Front: When mental institutions take patients out for the day, they call it a “field trip”... Inside: ...our family calls it a reunion! |
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All Occasion Front: “Bob, don't forget... Inside: ...what happens at deer camp STAYS at deer camp!” |
All Occasion Front: “So, if it's true what they say about men with big feet... Inside: ...why don't more women marry clowns?” |
