Birthday

HY701 hello sunshine

FRONT: hello sunshine

INSIDE: Happy birthday to a
friend who’s always looking on the bright side.
What meds are you taking?
Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY702 jack ass

FRONT: jack ass

INSIDE: Remember your last
birthday – let’s not do that
again, ok?
And happy birthday.

Birthday

HY703 fire hazard

FRONT: fire hazard

INSIDE: Careful, that’s a lot of
candles.
Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY704 space cadet

FRONT: space cadet

INSIDE: Can you believe I
spaced your birthday?
Ok, of course you can.
Hope you had a great one.

Birthday

HY705 bird brain

FRONT: bird brain

INSIDE: Duh, it was your
birthday! Hope it was a great
one.

Birthday

HY707 play time

FRONT: play time

INSIDE: Let’s go ahead and
replace the word “play” with
“margarita.”
Happy Birthday!

Birthday

HY708 twenty nine

FRONT: twenty nine

INSIDE: I can’t remember – is that how old you’re telling
people you are this year?
Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY709 forty candles

FRONT: forty candles

INSIDE: Blow hard.
Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY710 jack ass

FRONT: jack ass

INSIDE: I’m sorry I forgot your
birthday.
Hope it was a great one.

Birthday

HY711 hooray cake

FRONT: hooray cake

INSIDE: I know what you’re
thinking – Forget cake.
Hooray, Xanax.
Hope you have a relaxing
birthday.

Birthday

HY712 hello beautiful

FRONT: hello beautiful

INSIDE: Maybe you’re
born with it – maybe it’s
Maybelline.
But it’s probably Botox.
Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY713 funny chick

FRONT: funny chick

INSIDE: Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
A. She was throwing all the W’s away. See, no one else would think that was funny.
Happy Birthday!

Birthday

HY714 you rock

FRONT: you rock

INSIDE: Imagine getting
free pedicures for the rest
of your life, George Clooney
making you crème brûlée, and knowing all the key commands to make the accents in “crème brûlée.”That’s how much you
rock. Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY715 cork screw

FRONT: cork screw

INSIDE: It’s your birthday -
let’s over-celebrate.

Birthday

HY716 queen bee

FRONT: queen bee

INSIDE: Happy birthday, Bossy.

Birthday

HY717 fashion plate

FRONT: fashion plate

INSIDE: Happy Birthday.
Now, let’s critique what
everyone’s wearing.

Birthday

HY718 wonder woman

FRONT: wonder woman

INSIDE: You’re so amazing
– you deserve an invisible
plane. Happy Birthday!

Birthday

HY719 hello cupcake

FRONT: hello cupcake

INSIDE: What if you were really a cupcake and you had frosting for hair? That’d be weird. So I’m glad you’re just you. Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY720 birthday girl

FRONT: birthday girl

INSIDE: Imagine getting free
pedicures for the rest of your
life, George Clooney making
you crème brûlée, and knowing all the key commands to make the accents in “crème brûlée.”
That’s how great a birthday I
hope you have.

Birthday

HY721 hot chick

FRONT: hot chick

INSIDE: If you were a guy, I’d
totally ask you out.
Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY722 make a wish

FRONT: make a wish

INSIDE: Suggestions:
• hovercraft ownership • no
bedbugs • a year’s supply of
curly fries • safe future for
polar bears • volume and shine
Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY723 thirty nine

FRONT: thirty nine

INSIDE: I can’t remember –
is that how old you’re telling
people you are this year?
Happy Birthday

Birthday

HY724 thirty candles

FRONT: thirty candles

INSIDE: Blow hard.
Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY725 fifty candles

FRONT: fifty candles

INSIDE: Blow hard.
Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY726 sixty candles

FRONT: sixty candles

INSIDE: Blow hard.
Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY727 drama queen

FRONT: drama queen

INSIDE: Here’s to another year of amazingly entertaining stories. Happy Birthday!

Birthday

HY730 hammer time

FRONT: hammer time

INSIDE: You can touch this.
Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY731 hello buttercup

FRONT: hello buttercup

INSIDE: I hate to say it but I’m not sure we could be friends if your real name was Buttercup. Does that make me shallow? Well, I’m glad you have a normal name so we can be friends.
Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY732 birthday boy

FRONT: birthday boy

INSIDE: Yeah yeah, I know.
You’re a man.
Happy birthday, Birthday Man.

Birthday

HY733 hello cowgirl

FRONT: hello cowgirl

INSIDE: If you ain’t makin’ dust, yer eatin’ it. Have a great time on yer birthday.

Birthday

HY734 you rock

FRONT: you rock

INSIDE: Imagine playing
paintball with Steven Seagal,
Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Dolph Lundgren. Plus eating stuff wrapped in bacon. That’s how much you rock. Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY735 one candle

FRONT: one candle

INSIDE: OMG, you’re such a
baby.
Happy first birthday!

Birthday

HY736 spring chicken

FRONT: spring chicken

INSIDE: The front of this
card has nothing to do with
your age and everything to
do with me reminding you
that it would be super cool if
you started raising chickens.
Happy Birthday.

Birthday

HY737 birthday hat

FRONT: birthday hat

INSIDE: A cone sitting on
top of your head is only in
style one day a year. Work it.
Happy Birthday.

Baby

HY728 hello chickadee

FRONT: hello chickadee

INSIDE: Welcome to the
party, Baby.

Care & Concern

HY706 eat crow

FRONT: eat crow

INSIDE: I’m sorry. Like really
sorry.

Congratulations

HY740 high five

FRONT: high five

INSIDE: Congratulations!
(Once again, you’ve made me look like a slacker.)

Just For Fun

HY729 jack ass

FRONT: jack ass

INSIDE: You’re so much better off without him. Seriously.

Thank You

HY739 good egg

FRONT: good egg

INSIDE: Thank you.
You might have single-handedly restored my faith in humanity.

Wedding

HY738 long white gown

FRONT: long white gown

INSIDE: I’m there for you on
your wedding day. Especially if you need someone to stand around drinking free champagne. Congrats!