Birthday

Girl Thing

FRONT: Hi, my name is your highness. It’s a girl thing.

INSIDE: Happy birthday, princess.

Birthday

Born to Shop

FRONT: it was in her eyes, she was born to shop.

INSIDE: Happy birthday—let the shopping begin!

Birthday

Brenda

FRONT: Children ran for cover whenever Brenda started singing, “beans, beans, they’re good for your heart…”

INSIDE: Hope your birthday is a real blow-out!

Birthday

Olives

FRONT: “Some of my best friends are olives.”
- Martini Alhavanuthal.

INSIDE: It’s your birthday.
O-live it up!

Birthday

Rye

FRONT: What do you call a pair of Manolos on rye?

INSIDE: Sole Food.
Happy Birthday Sole Sister.

Birthday

Stunned

FRONT: Stunned by it all, Smidge stood in disbelief as the cat took aim once again.

INSIDE: Hope your birthday is a big hit!

Birthday

Japan Man

FRONT: Wise man say, many, many, many, many, many, many years ago…

INSIDE: You were born.
Happy Birthday!

Birthday

Smidge

FRONT: I’m all dressed up with nowhere to go.

INSIDE: So I’ll just go right here on the couch. Ha-pee Birthday

Birthday

Be Bad

FRONT: No! Not my favorite pumps!

INSIDE: It's your birthday. Be Bad!

Birthday

Outta Here

FRONT: Hey, there's no more cake. Let's get outta here.

INSIDE: Hope you have a happy birthday (and get more cake)!

Birthday

Yeah

FRONT: Yeah, I believe shoes make me beautiful.

INSIDE: Smart too. Happy Birthday

Birthday

Darling

FRONT: What did one best friend say to the other?

INSIDE: Happy Birthday!

Birthday

ASaber Tooth

FRONT: “Squirt harder Arnie!”

INSIDE: The girls getting
“nippled up” for the wet t-shirt
competition. Happy Birthday!

Birthday

Knockout

FRONT: Quick! Someone open a window! Heh, heh, heh...

INSIDE: Hope your birthday's a real gas!

Birthday

The Girls

FRONT: Darling, here's to you...

INSIDE: Happy Birthday!

Birthday

We Got

FRONT: We've got something
to say...

INSIDE: Happy Birthday!!!

Birthday

Prince Charming

FRONT: Charmed, I'm sure.

INSIDE: Happy Birthday, prince charming.

Birthday

Drink Up

FRONT: Tomorrow's forecast calls for a bad hangover...

INSIDE: but that's what aspirin are for. Happy Birthday

Birthday

Stud

FRONT: A hot stud tied to the bed makes a great gift.

INSIDE: So I got myself one and I got you this card! Happy Birthday

Birthday

Queen Maggie

FRONT: Hail to the queen.

INSIDE: Happy birthday you
big queen.

Birthday

Ross & Jenna

FRONT: Is that it down there?
Did we miss it again?

INSIDE: Happy belated birthday.

Birthday

New Dress

FRONT: There are some things that money just can't buy...

INSIDE: but a new dress isn't one of them. Happy Birthday

Birthday

Mary

FRONT: Mary had a little lamb...

INSIDE: so I ate it. Happy
Burrrp-day!

Birthday

Magic

FRONT: Chicks always consider my lovin' magic. Man admits to being the one element all truly stylish women must-have.

INSIDE: Happy Birthday, Stud.

Birthday

Big O

FRONT: Confessions of a shopping junkie: I'm crazy for fashion. It's almost like the big O but more so.

INSIDE: Happy Birthday. Hope it's a big one.

Birthday

Funny Looking

FRONT: You're so funny

INSIDE: ...looking!!!! Happy Birthday

Birthday

Miss Hailey

FRONT: It's not easy being purrrfect.

INSIDE: But you do it just fine. Happy Birthday

Birthday

Birthday Girl

FRONT: Hello, gorgeous birthday girl.

INSIDE: Have a beautiful birthday.

Birthday

Have You Heard

FRONT: Blank

INSIDE: Happy Birthday!!!

Birthday

Mike

FRONT: Blank

INSIDE: Happy Birthday!!!

Birthday

Billy Car

FRONT: Some guys were just born cool...

INSIDE: Too bad you weren't one of them. Happy Birthday!

Birthday

Cake

FRONT: Happy Birthday! Cake? What cake?

INSIDE: It's your birthday, eat it up!

Just For Fun

Want you

INSIDE: I want you.

Just For Fun

Buttox

FRONT: With just one injection of Buttox, Steph could already tell a difference.

INSIDE: Happy plastic surgery.

Just For Fun

Magic Pill

FRONT: A new pair of shoes is like a magic pill that makes my butt look surprisingly small.

INSIDE: Blank

Just For Fun

Roses

FRONT: Roses are red, violets are blue…

INSIDE: His brain was tiny and his dick was too. Happy Divorce!

Just For Fun

Smidge Beach

FRONT: Having fun at the beach. It’s like a giant litter box, but without the poop. Going to chase birds now. Wish you were here. Love, Smidge.

INSIDE: How you been?

Just For Fun

PMS

FRONT: It’s called PMS!!

INSIDE: Sorry

Just For Fun

Fifi

FRONT: For Fifi, it was love at first sight.

INSIDE: For me too.

Just For Fun

Shell

FRONT:You are my shell...

INSIDE: Without you I'm just a slug.

Just For Fun

Before E

FRONT: I comes before E...

INSIDE: and that's why she left him. Happy Divorce!

Just For Fun

Cheerleader

FRONT: That's alright! That's okay! …

INSIDE: He's an asshole anyway!

Just For Fun

Gizmos

FRONT: New shoes. A classic way to spice up your sex without indulging in wall-mounted gizmos.

INSIDE: Blank

Just For Fun

Your Legs

FRONT: Today I dreamed the greatest, most exhilarating thoughts about your legs.

INSIDE: Blank

Just For Fun

As He Thought

FRONT: It was when the back of her hand kissed his nose that he realized maybe he wasn't as suave as he thought.

INSIDE: Sorry

Just For Fun

Lonely

FRONT: It's lonely here without you.

INSIDE: Miss you.

Just For Fun

Butterflies

FRONT: Blank

INSIDE: You give me butterflies.

Just For Fun

Kiss Forever

FRONT: I want to kiss you forever.

INSIDE: And ever and ever and ever.

Just For Fun

Far Away

FRONT: The colors have faded since you've been away.

INSIDE: I miss you.

Just For Fun

Sole Mates

FRONT: Blank

INSIDE: Sole Mates

Just For Fun

Left Curve

FRONT: When erect, my penis has a pronounced curve to the left. Remember dating?

INSIDE: Happy Engagement

Just For Fun

Style Icon

FRONT: ...then he threw on his favorite hat and went out to conquer the world.

INSIDE: Go for it!

Just For Fun

Shoes

FRONT: Shoes are the perfect way to say I love you.

INSIDE: Shoes

Just For Fun

Raindrop

FRONT: Like a flower and a raindrop they kissed beneath the clouds.

INSIDE: Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain.

Just For Fun

Follow You

FRONT: Blank

INSIDE: I'd follow you anywhere.

Just For Fun

Happy Love

FRONT: Blank

INSIDE: Happy I love you.

Just For Fun

All I Could

FRONT: You're all I could ever possible want.

INSIDE: Ever.

Just For Fun

Spontaneous

FRONT: A little spontaneous romance, devilishly bejeweled between pleasure and pain would be totally hot. Stop.

INSIDE: Let's make out.

Care & Concern

Chin Up

FRONT: Okay now, do it just like me.

INSIDE: Keep your chin up.

Care & Concern

Be There

FRONT: You. Me.

INSIDE: I'm there for you.

Care & Concern

Thinking Of You

FRONT: Blank

INSIDE: Thinking of You

Congratulations

Nice Shot

FRONT: Way to go! Nice shot!

INSIDE: Congratulations!

Thank You

In Glamour

FRONT: You are simply fabulous!

INSIDE: Thank You

Anniversary

Fly

FRONT: From the day I met you I've been able to fly.

INSIDE: Happy Anniversary

Anniversary

Pure Blood

FRONT: This is pure love.

INSIDE: Happy Anniversary

Anniversary

Here You Go

FRONT: Blank

INSIDE: Happy Anniversary to the one I love.