Birthday

FB102 Sweet Rose

FRONT:Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before… -Mae West

INSIDE: …in case you've been wondering what to do. Happy Birthday!

Birthday

FB105 Happy Hairy

FRONT: I want to die young at a ripe old age… -Ashley Montagu

INSIDE: …or was that die old in a white hairy cage? Well…happy…what was I saying? Oh…HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Birthday

FB106 It's All About Us

FRONT: Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. -Mark Twain

INSIDE: But, of course, we think YOU are quite special! Happy Birthday!!

Birthday

FB107 What About Those Cherries?

FRONT: …can I have cherries on top next year too?

INSIDE: Don’t forget…life is a bowl of cherries when you're too old to remember the pits! Happy Birthday!!! (with cherries on top)

Birthday

FB108 Whatever!

FRONT: whatever…

INSIDE: …blows your hat off and your skirt up! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Birthday

FB111 Smiley Face

FRONT: Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been… -Mark Twain

INSIDE: Have a Happy Birthday! (with smiles)

Birthday

FB115 What Flavor Are We Having?

FRONT: …is there gonna be ice cream too?

INSIDE: Remember always to look at life thru the eyes of a child…and demand your ice cream! (what flavor do you want?) Happy Birthday!

Birthday

FB118 How Old Are You?

FRONT: how old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? -Satchel Paige

INSIDE: …or are you too old to give a rat's ass!!! Happy Birthday!!!

Birthday - Mother's

FB114 Ravioli Mama

FRONT: if mama ain't happy…nobody's happy!

INSIDE: Can we have the real recipe for the ravioli this time? Happy Birthday Mama!

Care & Concern

FS101 Love Is Blind

FRONT: love is blind… but friendship closes it's eyes

INSIDE: I'm so sorry that I was wrong when I thought I was right.

Care & Concern

FS102 The Happy Couple

FRONT: …I don't think smiling is the answer...

INSIDE: But maybe we could use a good laugh… Please accept my apology!

Care & Concern

FS107 Big Attitude

FRONT: …my attitude is better than your attitude I can't argue with that…

INSIDE: …but if you still love me I'll settle for that! I'm sorry

Friendship

FR101 No Bull

FRONT: …I can't take this bull no more

INSIDE: How about you?

Friendship

FR108 Riding Side Saddle

FRONT: If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle. – Rita Mae Brown

INSIDE: just wanted to pass on some deep thoughts to you…

Friendship

FR109 Glamour Girl

FRONT: It's good to be natural, but it takes makeup to look natural. – Calvin Klein

INSIDE: My words of wisdom for the day!

Friendship

FR110 Sane Baby

FRONT: …am I the last sane person here?

INSIDE: maybe here! I miss you…(the other sane person)

Friendship

FR112 Blah Blah Blah

FRONT: blah, blah, blah!

INSIDE: girlfriend, we need to talk…

Friendship

FR113 Bird Girl

FRONT: Birds of a feather flock together (or was that shop together?)

INSIDE: …just some random thoughts from a strange bird

Friendship

FR115 Pearl Girl

FRONT: I'm having a nice day… don't screw it up!

INSIDE: Let's just go out & have some fun!!!

Friendship

FR119 Cool In Pink

FRONT: …girl, you got it goin' on!!!

INSIDE: Where are we goin'?

Get Well

FGW102 Confusion Girl

FRONT: …I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face. – Johnny Depp

INSIDE: Get Well Soon & get back to the madness!

Sympathy - Pet

FSY101 Mabel & Her Cat

FRONT: Our small friends and companions mean so much…

INSIDE: as a part of the family… So sorry for your loss.

Sympathy - Pet

FSY102 Martha & Her Dog

FRONT: Your companion was lucky to have you…

INSIDE: to appreciate your time together… So sorry for your loss.

Thank You

FTY102 Thanks A Million

FRONT: I feel like a million tonight… but one at a time - Bette Midler

INSIDE: Thanks a million!!!